I have heard in the past that bad hair cutting is punishable by death, and therefore I must kill the beautician that recently worked on my hair. Is that fair? Not really. I'm the one that picked out this haircut. I'm the one that said, "Sure, you can go a little shorter than that!" I'm the one that is so female that I am still complaining about a haircut days after the horrific affair when I know that it doesn't look that bad and will grow back no matter how bad it seems. Dare I upload a picture of this monstrosity? I dare, I dare. My head lost a good three pounds on Monday and I just can't seem to adjust. I'm surprised there was that much brain in there to begin with!

Hideous.

So, funny times in the Namsor household tonight. We were discussing two different bags of meatballs that we have bought from Sams Club. One of them weighs more and the other seems healthier for you. As we read through the instructions of the newer, healthier meatballs we noticed that you have to add some water. We made sure they were precooked, which we had not done with the other bag. My dad paused and then asked, "What about the old bag?"

I cleverly responded with, "No, she didn't come with any instructions." Aha. Aha. AHAHAHAHAHA!

If customers didn't use something along the lines of that every time I asked if they wanted a bag for something those words never would have come out of my mouth. OH MY GOD, HAIR!

No. It's been a week since I made my resolutions and I haven't stuck to a single one. The reason is most likely that it has been a rough week, but I can't think of any time soon that it will not be rough. Oh, life, why do you torture us so? That's all.

I have been milling this over and over for about a week now, not counting any previous times I've thought about it, and I can't come up with any explanation as to why life can go so sour so quickly and why it can't be the other way around. I'm not going to make this big depressing post because that would be a waste of time for me to write and you to read. I've done it too many times before. So why? If this universe was created by a god of some sort then why would s/he make it possible for someone to feel so much pain? Don't give me all that 'it's a test of your faith' bull crap. If someone wants to test my faith they shouldn't do everything wrong that is possible and still expect me to wake up with a smile on my face.

And if there is no god, if this universe was just created by whatever weird theory they're talking about now with planets crashing together and life starting or specs of dust exploding due to great pressure and some sort of life starting or something to that effect, then why is it so important that we live out our lives. There is obviously no real point to life either way. I can't think of any reason. This is turning into the post I didn't want it to be.

The point is that no one really knows what the point is. You've really got to wonder what life is all about. It's nice and all to have fun things to do, bowling, traveling, observing nature, eating cake, farting, what have you, but you can't enjoy any of that if you're unhappy so we are back to the pointless factor.

In other news, I am also considering taking a break from the world wide web. I am going to write out a schedule type of thing for myself and try to stick to it. Will this happen? eh, probably not. The lovely Dollar General is losing another employee, one of my closest companions for the last two years(another reason life just sucks right now), and there is news that Jughead is attempting to get back in with us. JUST WHAT WE NEED! This all just means that I will be working, most likely, overtime x2. While it is good money it is not what I can handle and the internet has proven to be the best relief of my stress.Oh, internet, what would I do without you?

I am trying to think of a good way this will go. There has to be something.

OH! No, there is nothing. Yes there is. It seems that this person that I recently had relations with is finally going to send my belongings to me. I mean, what's it been, exactly three months today that we have been apart, and almost two years since we've physically been apart, so it will be nice to have some part of that life back. However, I am afraid that it is too late and that my stuff is gone. That would suck. It took me five months to pay off the computer that I left there. That's the good thing about feeling like crap. I feel less of a need to hold back what I say. I mean, that's not always a good thing but in this case it worked.

I feel a song coming on, but I will spare you.

As for Fork(), I will talk to you in private. THIS IS A PUBLIC THANK YOU FOR BEING A GOOD FRIEND.

Everyone that reads this should search on a certain video hosting site for Monty Python videos, including Silly Walks, Cheese Shop, and I Want To Report A Burglary.

Thank you and good night!

It has already been over a week since the first of this year and I have stuck to zero of my resolutions. Perhaps that's because I didn't make them. I have a problem with not doing things because I didn't write them down. I'd love it if you could explain that to me. I figure since I have absolutely nothing to do right now I could sit down and focus on what I want to change for the year. Maybe if it's here I'll stick to it?

1. Eat Healthy + Lose Weight
All arguments aside, this is something I want to focus on. I have spent the last four or five months stressing out and eating just whatever garbage I can buy cheap because money has been tight and I haven't felt like paying attention. That is over(lies)! I'm going to cut fast food out completely, unless it's Subway or a Wendy's side salad. I can handle those.

2. Water, Milk, and DG Diet Cola
It seems that ever since I started heavily drinking pop I have gained some unwanted weight that, no matter what I do, will not go away. Why? Because I continue to drink whatever I work off like an idiot. Solution! No more of it. I'm reverting back to my seltzer water stage. It's a little costly at first but it pays off in the end. At forty cents a can I'll be paying just about half of what I would pay per ounce normally, and it will be healthier. WOO.

3. Go To School
Haha, yeah right. Sorry, Mom, I know I promised. With the financial troubles that are afoot I don't think I'll have much choice about working full time all year. After all, someone has to feed the youngin'. Thank goodness it only takes $26 to care for a rabbit for three or four months. The other youngin', however, will be off to college in eight months and someone will still have to provide food for her.

4. Get Out Of Bed
In the last two months, after I wake up I have remained in bed until after noon or until about six minutes before I have to leave for work. What's the point? Sleep is so good and my bed is relaxing. However, I have been increasingly tired lately no matter how much sleep I am actually getting. If I could get out of bed and see the pretty sunlight that shines down to earth I might just soak up some energy! My guess is that this whole having no mom thing is finally taking its toll. The good news is...

5. Lo Needo Libido
Something has gone right because my libido is back! I know you were all interested. I have been putting it to good use lately, and it will eventually lead to my having sex with Fork because that was just meant to happen. Plus, orgasm = happy pill, so who needs to see a psychiatrist when all you have to do is focus long enough to orgasm? YOWZA!

6. Have Sex With Fork
Even though it was mentioned, I feel the need to separate it because it is that important. Speaking of which, I recently learned there are over twenty three types of forks. I will do them all!

7. Have Fun
2008 sucked. It began with some forty year old guy telling me he had feelings for me(creepy), the beginning of hundreds of trips to various hospitals, high gas prices that drove me into debt again, and the beginning of heart break. Midyear consisted of things only getting worse, treatment not working, terrible work hours that led to no time for family or friends, the end of what was a great relationship, and the first of five important deaths. The last few months brought the year to an end with a bang. Obviously the loss of Maja Lady, bankruptcy, Pretty Bird being on it's way out, and a three more deaths of close friends and family. I want to have fun this year. I want nothing to hold me back. I am going to have to make that possible.

I am pretty much hoping to start out fresh. The sad thing is, while I want to start out fresh at the beginning of a new year, most of the crap from the previous year is still cycling through so I'm stuck finishing all of the pending events. That's okay. That just means I have to work harder.

LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!