Har har.

There is this customer that frequents our store who gave me the opportunity to laugh today. She's an older black lady with a heavy 'south side' accent. She is one of the rudest people I know. I would say that eighty seven percent of the time that she comes into the store she had beforehand called the store and had us do her shopping for her. Probably thirty two percent of that time she comes in the store herself to pick up the products, and the rest of the time she is so lazy that she has her grandson, equally as rude and even more unhappy, walk to the store to buy the products.

Now, I am so fed up with this place. They have screwed me here and there, and as much pleasure as I've gotten out of it I am still unhappy. I'm female. I will never be completely satisfied. When the opportunity arose to have some fun today, I just grabbed that brownish area by it's points and I didn't let it go, no matter what my mom said!

I had just dealt with an angry customer who could not read her receipt because she figured it would read itself to her and was a bit upset. When the phone rang, I picked up the receiver and said, "Dollar General, Spoon speaking."

A very recognizable voice then asked, "Do you carry honey?"

"I'm sorry, do we carry what?"

"Honey."

"Carny?"

"Honey."

"Chunny?"

I didn't do it on purpose the first time. She was actually adding an 'arrr' like a pirate sound when she was saying honey and I was completely confused, and now that I've written this out I realize that you'd have to be there and you'd have to be me to find this funny. It was though. She was so pissed off. That went on for two or three more words and I finally gave in and told her we carry the product. I then proceeded to give her the wrong price because I wasn't going to walk all the way up to the front of the store for someone that doesn't deserve any courtesy.

I just missed Forks favorite Axe commercial.

I get the weekend off so I will be partying all weekend. Oh sweet, that means I get to watch the Saturday night Disney movie tomorrow! It's been too long. Adios, amigos.