Rumfork Sages

So I was hanging out with our one and only loyal reader. She attempted to beat me into a pulp, but instead I promised that I would write a new post today. So, I am going to do that. Then later I'm going to be stoned and I'll write one then too. But, to appease my friend:

ONE TIME I ATE FOUR HUNDRED CHICKENS IN A ROW. I PUT THE WHOLE, LIVE CHICKENS ON A ROLL AND CALLED IT A CHICKEN SANDWICH. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I have two thouuussaaannnd dollars. I am going to spend it on NINE HOT DOGS. I will ENJOY THEM.

Forty forty forty forty forty forty FORTYYYYYYYYYY.

I was gonna clean my room, but then I got subpoenad for the murder of Abraham Lincoln. FUCK I'M DUE IN COURT.

There are lots of hot chicks on TV. I love hot chicks. I want 6 or 7 of them in my house. Then we'd be all parttyyyyy. We'd have the sex.

Yeah nigga yeah nigga yeah nigga yeah nigga.

EIGHT HUNDRED