Rumfork Sages

Spoon wrote a post about how much she loves Spoons, and it was capitalized with some lameass poem. She says she is glad she isn't a fork. Believe me, we're glad too, and here's why:

-Forks don't bleed for five days once a month
-Forks don't change emotions every two seconds, causing every utensil around them to say wtf
-Forks are better at everything
-Forks are aggressive and stab, while Spoons merely suggest that you follow them with their hugging style

That's really all that matters. Spoon sucks.