Rumfork Sages

I have recently made the fucking dumbass mistake of using Craigslist to try to meet people. I must be as fucking dumb as the rest of the fucking population, because the only e-mails I have received have been from e-mail addresses like "RoseAdams@californiaapartmentrents.com" or "hotnsexy233243452@gmail.com."

Now, I noticed these addresses, but I also realized this fact: the very nature that spam has existed this long means that it absolutely must work on SOMEONE, otherwise what would be the point? Who the fuck out of all the fucking morons on the planet sees an email from someone "@californiaapartmentrents.com" and thinks this is a genuine person interested in talking to them? Do fucking people honestly see this shit and think that this person is just a real estate agent interested in them?

I should be honest though, this isn't only about this e-mail. After all, I was the fucking retard stupid enough to think that Craigslist might be a way to meet actual humans; I should be beaten to death for that alone. However, this anger is also brought on by some stupid fucking whore I have talked to in recent years texting and then calling me tonight and saying things that have made me so angry I want to fucking explode so that I don't have to live another second.

I tried, I mean really tried, to be nice to her. I said things I thought she would perceive as nice. She then had the gall to mention how happy she was, and then ask me how happy I was; it doesn't seem that bad to the casual observer, but to those who know this friendship, it was a bragging move; she wanted me to know how happy she was while pointing out that I was not happy (so she assumed).

Too bad for her. I don't ever fucking get unhappy anymore, because I'm fucking awesome. After telling her that she did not understand me, she actually had the fucking balls to say to me that she didn't mean to EMASCULATE ME. Listen to me right now: no woman I have ever known has ever been important enough to EVER emasculate me, much less anything else she mentioned (like upsetting me) or anything fucking close to what she said. NO ONE IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO ME TO MAKE ME FEEL THAT WAY.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you? What the fuck is wrong with you people that you all think you can be fucking cunts and when the person you are a cunt to gets pissed off, that you think you can make another cuntish comment, and get away with it? I'm so dead serious, fuck all of you and if you never read this site again I could fucking care less. Fuck you.