Rumfork Sages

Another Arrested Development reference in the title. Watch the fucking show.

Anyway, we at Rumfork.com now present, "Why You Don't Want To Work at a Dollar General":

Kellizaber says:
Oh I didn't tell you the fun part about today
Kellizaber says:
Some mentally disabled girl broke through the back door of the store and set off the alarm
Kellizaber says:
And when I say broke through, I mean broke through
Kellizaber says:
That thing has a heavy duty lock and she burst through the door
Kellizaber says:
It was hilarious
Kellizaber says:
The girls mom wouldn't let me turn the alarm off
Kellizaber says:
She was all, "Call the police! Call the police! She's not coming back!"
Kellizaber says:
I don't know where the girl took off to
Kellizaber says:
I felt bad
Kellizaber says:
But then the lady just went home without trying to find the girl
Kellizaber says:
I hope the lady gets hit by a car

I don't even have a comment, that's how fucking great that is.